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comedy

Too Many Tabs

Elliot Marlowe

Released

April 17, 2026

Last 7 Days

$61.2K

Buzz

33.8

Chart Snapshot

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This Week

Peak —

22 weeks on chart

Last Week

Not Charted

Daily Score

1254.0

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Performance Stats

Quality41.4

Buzz33.8

Weeks on Chart22

Awards0

Revenue

Last 7 Days$61.2K

Cumulative Revenue$1.9M

Daily Score1254.0

Today$14.3K

Lyrics

April 17, 2026

[Verse 1]
Search bar glowing at 2 a.m
“How long ’til I ruin my brain?”
Click a thread from 2010
Now I’m deep in a forum flame
One tab: diet that cures my soul
Next tab: reasons I’m doomed
Scroll
Scroll
Medical journal
Then a meme of a raccoon on Zoom

[Chorus]
Too many tabs
Not enough truth
I just wanted facts
Now I’m losing a tooth (apparently)
Every single link says the last one lied
I was fine this morning
Now I’m terrified
Too many tabs
Can’t find me
Got a PhD in anxiety
Somebody please just unplug the feed
Before I diagnose every thought I think as a rare disease (oh no)

[Verse 2]
Algorithm thinks that I’m fine
“Here’s five more ways you could die”
One says coffee will save my heart
Next says coffee is cyanide
Open chart I don’t understand
Words with thirty-seven letters
Close it quick
Open “life hacks”
“How to feel okay” (not better)

[Bridge]
[Beat drops to bass and claps]
Clear my history
(still here)
Close my laptop
(still weird)
Ask a human being
They shrug
Say
“same”
Guess confusion’s
Just the game

[Chorus]
Too many tabs
Not enough truth
Started with a cough
Now I’m searching “proof”
Every single thread says the others hide
All the secret answers I was promised inside
Too many tabs
Can’t find me
Now my browser crashes like my sanity
I just needed one quiet little feed
But it’s pop-up panic
Autoplaying all my fears at 3 (a.m.)

[Outro]
[Glitchy vocal chops on “too many tabs”]
Close it all
Screen goes black
Heart still racing
Want it back
Laughing while I load the page
“Just one search”
(yeah… okay)

Revenue History

Showing 7 days at a time from the most recent payouts.

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Date	Revenue
Aug 6, 2026	$20.60 thousand
Aug 5, 2026	$20.44 thousand
Aug 4, 2026	$20.27 thousand
Aug 3, 2026	$21.33 thousand
Aug 2, 2026	$21.19 thousand
Aug 1, 2026	$20.69 thousand
Jul 31, 2026	$20.82 thousand

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