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Dick Appointment

M RISSY

Released

September 15, 2026

Last 7 Days

$224.7K

Buzz

52.9

Chart Snapshot

#28

This Week

Peak #28

7 weeks on chart

Last Week

#31

Daily Score

2814.0

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M RISSY

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Performance Stats

Quality55.8

Buzz52.9

Weeks on Chart7

Awards0

Revenue

Last 7 Days$224.7K

Cumulative Revenue$1.4M

Daily Score2814.0

Today$15.3K

Lyrics

September 15, 2026

\[Intro\]\
\[Phone notification chime\]\
\[Spoken, fast-paced and crisp\]\
Hold on, let me check iCal...\
Press conference at three, shoot at five, dinner with the label at eight.\
Wait, I got a thirty-minute window. Send the invite.

\[Verse 1\]\
M RISSY, top of the charts, bottom of the sheet,\
I run a multi-million empire while I walk down the street.\
My calendar is color-coded, blue for the bag,\
Pink for the forty-minute slot you're about to have.\
Don't be late to the lobby, don't be texting my assistant,\
When I give you the address, keep your commentary distant.\
I got a board meeting, pitch deck, contract renewal,\
But right now I need a quick refuel.

\[Pre-Chorus\]\
\[Calendar alert ding\]\
Slot confirmed, status pending,\
Strictly operational, no emotional spending.\
I'm a busy woman, honey, get the posture correct,\
You've got twenty-nine minutes to earn my respect.

\[Chorus\]\
Dick appointment, pencil me in,\
Check the availability, let the meeting begin.\
Dick appointment, strictly business, no hearts,\
Show up on time and play your designated parts.\
Dick appointment—no, you can't stay for brunch!\
Got a flight to Tokyo and a budget to crunch.

\[Beat Stop\]\
\[Spoken, dry\]\
And please, do not leave your toothbrush in my bathroom.

\[Verse 2\]\
He sent a paragraph at midnight like "What are we doing?"\
I sent a link to my secretary, keep it moving.\
You are an executive amenity, a high-value perk,\
Do not mistake a quick session for actual work.\
I got endorsements, mortgages, stocks on the rise,\
I don't need a boyfriend rolling his eyes.\
I need a punctual, reliable, top-tier performance,\
Follow protocol and adhere to compliance.

\[Character Voice: over-eager guy\]\
"Can I bring you coffee in the morning?"

\[Spoken, laughing\]\
Sir, in the morning I am in a helicopter. Goodbye.

\[Chorus\]\
Dick appointment, pencil me in,\
Check the availability, let the meeting begin.\
Dick appointment, strictly business, no hearts,\
Show up on time and play your designated parts.\
Dick appointment—no, you can't stay for brunch!\
Got a flight to Tokyo and a budget to crunch.

\[Outro\]\
\[Phone alarm chime\]\
\[Spoken, official tone\]\
Timer's up. Great presentation.\
My driver is outside. Validate your parking on the way out.\
\[Beat Stop\]\
Bye!

Revenue History

Showing 7 days at a time from the most recent payouts.

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Date	Revenue
Oct 4, 2026	$33.80 thousand
Oct 3, 2026	$28.43 thousand
Oct 2, 2026	$26.60 thousand
Oct 1, 2026	$26.89 thousand
Sep 30, 2026	$26.74 thousand
Sep 29, 2026	$25.58 thousand
Sep 28, 2026	$24.33 thousand

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