Verse 1
Woke up this morning, the alarm’s ringing loud,
But the only thing I’m hitting is the snooze, I’m so proud.
Bills on the table, laundry in a heap,
But I’d rather take a nap than face the grown-up creep.
Chorus
I’m allergic to adulting, it’s a dangerous game,
Responsibilities just make me feel so lame.
Give me snacks and streaming, I’ll be just fine,
Grown-up life, no thanks, I’ll decline!
Verse 2
The fridge is empty, but I’m not stressed,
I’ll DoorDash dinner—hey, it’s for the best!
I could vacuum the floor or clean the mess,
But I’m too busy binge-watching the rest.
Chorus
I’m allergic to adulting, it’s a dangerous game,
Responsibilities just make me feel so lame.
Give me snacks and streaming, I’ll be just fine,
Grown-up life, no thanks, I’ll decline!
Bridge
I see the bills piling up like a mountain high,
But I’d rather ignore them, let them pass me by.
I’ll face them one day, maybe next year,
But for now, I’m staying here!
Final Chorus
I’m allergic to adulting, it’s a lifelong curse,
Doing dishes and taxes, what could be worse?
Give me naps and snacks, I’m doing just fine,
Grown-up life, I’m gonna resign!
Outro
Allergic to adulting, yeah, allergic to adulting...